{"product_id":"kevin-the-capybara™-professionally-unbothered","title":"Kevin the Capybara™ — Professionally Unbothered","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"background: linear-gradient(135deg,#F5EBDD,#DCE8D9); border-radius: 20px; padding: 28px 20px; text-align: center; margin-bottom: 18px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 56px; line-height: 1;\"\u003e🦫\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"margin: 10px 0 6px; color: #6b4f2e; font-size: 26px;\"\u003eProfessionally unbothered since forever\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; color: #7d6a52; font-size: 16px;\"\u003eThe calmest creature alive, now available for your desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eThe world is on fire. \u003cstrong\u003eKevin has decided this is not his problem.\u003c\/strong\u003e Deadlines, group chats, Mondays — Kevin remains seated. Give him a squeeze and remember: you too can be a large, calm rodent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; gap: 12px; margin: 18px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1; min-width: 180px; background: #F5EBDD; border: 2px solid #D3B893; border-radius: 16px; padding: 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 30px;\"\u003e🤲\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: #6b4f2e;\"\u003eMaximum squish\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 6px 0 0; font-size: 14px; color: #7d6a52;\"\u003eUltra-soft and squeeze-satisfying — impossible to put down once you start.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1; min-width: 180px; background: #E7F0E4; border: 2px solid #A3C49A; border-radius: 16px; padding: 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 30px;\"\u003e🧘\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: #3d5c36;\"\u003eZero thoughts, just vibes\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 6px 0 0; font-size: 14px; color: #5a7053;\"\u003eKevin's face says it all: nothing can hurt me. Borrow his energy daily.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1; min-width: 180px; background: #FFF1E0; border: 2px solid #E8BE8C; border-radius: 16px; padding: 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 30px;\"\u003e🛡️\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: #8a5a18;\"\u003eCertified unbothered\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 6px 0 0; font-size: 14px; color: #93764c;\"\u003eChaos happens; Kevin does not care. The comfiest thing you'll squeeze all day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0767\/6244\/8046\/files\/kevin_main_800x800.png\" alt=\"Kevin the capybara plush sitting calmly\" style=\"width: 100%; border-radius: 20px; margin: 6px 0 18px;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; margin: 14px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"display: inline-block; background: #FDE68A; color: #78500f; border-radius: 999px; padding: 6px 14px; margin: 3px; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e📅 Deadline havers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display: inline-block; background: #A7F3D0; color: #065f46; border-radius: 999px; padding: 6px 14px; margin: 3px; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e💬 Group-chat survivors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display: inline-block; background: #BFDBFE; color: #1e3a8a; border-radius: 999px; padding: 6px 14px; margin: 3px; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e🫁 The unbothered\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display: inline-block; background: #FBCFE8; color: #831843; border-radius: 999px; padding: 6px 14px; margin: 3px; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e😮💨 For-You-page finds\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #F7F3EC; border-left: 5px solid #B08950; border-radius: 10px; padding: 14px 18px; margin: 16px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: #6b4f2e;\"\u003e📦 What you get\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 8px 0 0; font-size: 15px;\"\u003e✅ One ultra-soft Kevin the Capybara™\u003cbr\u003e✅ Peak \"nothing can hurt me\" energy\u003cbr\u003e✅ A daily reminder to be more Kevin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; gap: 10px; text-align: center; margin: 18px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1; min-width: 140px; background: #F0FDF4; border-radius: 12px; padding: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 22px;\"\u003e🚚\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #166534;\"\u003eTracked shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #4d7c5f;\"\u003e10–17 days, worth the wait\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1; min-width: 140px; background: #FEF2F2; border-radius: 12px; padding: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 22px;\"\u003e💛\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #991b1b;\"\u003e7-day happiness promise\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #a05252;\"\u003eNot in love? We'll make it right\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1; min-width: 140px; background: #EFF6FF; border-radius: 12px; padding: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 22px;\"\u003e🔒\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #1e40af;\"\u003eSecure checkout\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #5272a0;\"\u003eYour info stays safe\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"background: #FAFAF9; border: 1px solid #E7E5E4; border-radius: 12px; padding: 12px 16px; margin: 8px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"font-weight: bold; cursor: pointer; color: #57534e;\"\u003e🦫 Why a capybara?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 8px 0 0; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eCapybaras are famously the most unbothered animals on Earth — birds sit on them, crocodiles ignore them, chaos surrounds them, and they simply do not care. Kevin brings that energy to your desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"background: #FAFAF9; border: 1px solid #E7E5E4; border-radius: 12px; padding: 12px 16px; margin: 8px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"font-weight: bold; cursor: pointer; color: #57534e;\"\u003e🚚 When will Kevin arrive?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 8px 0 0; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eKevin travels 10–17 business days with tracking. He is not in a hurry. He is never in a hurry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"background: #FAFAF9; border: 1px solid #E7E5E4; border-radius: 12px; padding: 12px 16px; margin: 8px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"font-weight: bold; cursor: pointer; color: #57534e;\"\u003e🎁 Who should I give him to?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 8px 0 0; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eThe most stressed person you know. The friend who's always a little too online. Your coworker with 247 unread messages. 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